10 Things You Want To Do To Justin Bieber After His Childish Deposition Video

3. Make Him The First Moon Colonist

How cool would it be to colonise the moon? Pretty cool, right? Well we need guinea pigs to give it a go before we can figure out how to get the rest of us up there. I mean it isn't entirely safe yet, we've still got to work the kinks out. So we need to send our first colonist to take one for the team, to live out the remainder of their life up there getting things all squared away for the rest of us. I think Bieber is the perfect candidate. He might not seem like space material to you at first, but you've got to remember we'll be sending him to a place in which he can never return. The idea of sending multiple people up together is too costly and dangerous. As we've seen with any space film, someone or something, always goes crazy and ends up running the operation into the ground. We can't afford that, especially if we have dreams of some day colonising the rest of space. Though Bieber couldn't possible accomplish everything entirely on his own without some additional manpower. So like Sam Rockwell's character in the film "Moon" (spoilers), whomever goes up there would need to be able to clone himself. That would ensure all necessary tasks could be completed by, technically, one person. Not only that, it also means that he would be marooned on an isolated rock orbiting the earth, with only the company of himself and a robot voiced by Kevin Spacey. How crazy would he go?