10 Things You Want To Do To Justin Bieber After His Childish Deposition Video

2. Build A Time Machine To Prevent Usher From Discovering Him

This may be the most impractical option on the list. So it's going to take both funding from the government and the cooperation of all young parents because it means butterfly affecting the past 14 years or so of History. I'm all for it. I'll still have been born. Most of us will have. But losing Justin Bieber as a celebrity could potentially affect the birth of some of you or your children. I'm not saying it will happen, but it might, and that's a price I think most of us are willing to pay. It's for the good of mankind that we keep this moderately talented child undiscovered in Canada. And there he would remain, probably as nothing more than the stand out at his school talent shows. He'd probably go on to a fairly normal college for musical theatre but end up having the upbringing of a typical art student who grows disillusioned with "the biz" and quits. Eventually he'd change his major to communications and, after graduation, struggle through miscellaneous jobs until he sort of just gives up and takes a job at a rental car company. Then he'll get married, have a few kids and just fade into obscurity like any other person. It seems risky and the cost may be great, but the rewards will ripple throughout the rest of time.