10 Things You Need To Know About Dating A Geordie Girl

2. If She Says "You've Gorra Geet Walla Ding Dong", Marry Her

Translation: You are well endowed. Even if you find yourself being a little smaller than average, at least you know that she has your back. She's also using the lingo around you so she thinks of you as one of the group. Hopefully you're now accustomed to her slang words (if you're not a Geordie already) and that you'll both live happily ever after. Probably in the Toon.
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