10 Types Of People You Will Meet In Fresher's Week

8. The Drug Addled Partier

We all know someone who has gone to university not to study or become a better person, but to experience the partying lifestyle and avoid getting a job for three years. Their room will feature bongs and exotic looking paraphernalia galore, and they will in all likelihood attend precisely zero percent of their course. They seem to survive on little more than the cheapest brands of Vodka and cider, living off crisps and whatever else they can get their hands on in a hurry. You will probably meet them in Fresher€™s Week and then they will seem to drop off the face of the earth, resurfacing only for assessments and SU themed nights. If you are unfortunate enough to live with this person you may find that strange smells seem to leak out of their room at all hours of the day, or that a ramshackle brigade of misfits seems to be frequently invading your house or halls. They may be a laugh, but they are not the people you want to spend all of your time with. It is imperative that you experience some of the university lifestyle, but don€™t go too far into this drug addled haze to the point where you do not remember your experience. University only lasts three years, so don€™t waste it on inexpensive highs and cheap thrills.