10 Weirdest Celebrity Conspiracy Theories You Won't Believe

There's never been an actor in the history of cinema like Nicolas Cage. Never has someone put so much emphasis on all the wrong words in a sentence. Never has someone who won an Oscar also starred in so many horrible movies about witch hunting. Never has anyone's life been so fascinating, so difficult to explain; unless the explanation for all of the above is that Nicolas Cage is an immortal vampire.

You could sit and list reasons why Cage may or may not be a vampire all day, but the fact is that a photo of a man taken in 1870 bears a shocking resemblance to Nicolas Cage. The only reasonable explanation for this? Cage is undead and reinvents himself in various positions of power every century or so. And if that sounds too insane to be true, then how can you explain Cage himself gracing the conspiracy with a response?

In an interview with David Letterman in 2012, Cage, when shown the photo of his 1870s doppelganger, simply said "you can't take pictures of vampires." Pressed further regarding the uncanny resemblance, Cage offered this defense: "Now look, I don't drink blood and the last time I looked in the mirror I had a reflection."

For someone who claims to not be a vampire Nicolas Cage sure knows a lot about vampires. File this one in the "entirely possible" category.