10 Weirdest Celebrity Conspiracy Theories You Won't Believe

1. Jennifer Aniston And Vin Diesel Stole Hollywood Movies And Released Them 10 Years Later

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Hollywood is hiding the biggest conspiracy of all time and it relates to Jennifer Aniston and Vin Diesel pulling the strings on our pop-culture obsessions. And we don't mean that Aniston and Diesel are secretly working on a Rachel and Groot crossover series, although that would be amazing.

No, the truth is - according to conspiracy theorists - Aniston and Diesel are perpetrators of an evil scheme to steal Hollywood's movies from us and only release them when they see fit.

Apparently it all started with the fact that Megan Fox isn't one actress, but is instead 23 different ones at once. How does this relate, you ask? Well, it doesn't, but it's "proof" given for the legitimacy of the man who started this conspiracy in an email to the Hollywood Reporter.

He claimed that after he broke up with Jennifer Aniston she got jealous and robbed various movie studios in order to obtain the only existing copies of Iron Man, Avatar, all the Transformers films, and many more Hollywood blockbusters. Where things get really weird is that this robbery happened way back in the late 90s, back when all of these films were supposedly completed.

So Aniston, being in possession of massive movie hits, does the only logical thing and teams up with Vin Diesel to suppress the films until they choose to release them over a decade later. At that point... Yeah, we don't know. Supposedly Aniston gets her revenge, somehow, and everyone lives happily ever after?

This is why you should never believe conspiracy theories. It's a slippery slope, and if you believe one, you have to believe them all.

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