Sure, Ayn Rand fans are philosophically terrifying. But you know what's actually terrifying? Clowns. Clowns are always terrifying. The fact that they are so often used as children's entertainers is some sort of a sick joke, most likely a suggestion made in jest centuries ago that has somehow managed to carry on to the point that you can't enter a circus tent without meeting a psycho with nightmare-inducing make up. Being a clown seems like something you should hide when you're in the dating pool, unless you find somebody with a Pennywise fetish. In which case, you should probably run away from that person, because they may very well live in the sewers and plan to murder you after you have sex, praying mantis-style. Everyone loves a clown, lies the front page of Clown Dating, let a clown love you. It's no fun looking for love when you're a clown, behind all the make-up and the red nose is a lonely heart. Clowns are unique entertainers loved by some yet feared and hated by others. Luckily Clown Dating is here to help. Which is sad, but still TERRIFYING.
Tom Baker is the Comics Editor at WhatCulture! He's heard all the Doctor Who jokes, but not many about Randall and Hopkirk. He also blogs at http://communibearsilostate.wordpress.com/
