The Vampersonals is one of THE largest gothic and vampire dating sites on the net, a place where you can meet the vampire, goth (or both...!) of your dreams, as well as like-minded individuals in your area to spend time with, hang out, have fun and enjoy the darker sides of (un)life. One of. ONE OF. There is more of these things. At least this one's free. Vampires don't have jobs. Whether you want to meet others like you for simple recreation and a drink, or find that special someone to shine within the dark for you, come check us out! We don't bite ...too hard, the home page continues. This isn't a site for people who like vampire movies, books and stuff, by the way. No, this is a website for people who actually think they're vampires. Which is totally a thing. There's a whole internet community of people who stare indoors not just to maintain their pale complexion, but so they do not burst into flames. And sometimes they drink blood. Animal blood that they get from the butchers, but still. Awkward to explain to normal dates.
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