11 Crazy Festivals You Won't Believe Actually Exist

6. The Testicle Festival - USA

Ah, America. Anything you can do, they can do weirder. Known locally in Montana as the Testy Festy, this five day bonanza is held annually at the Rock Creek Lodge in Clinton and is strictly for guests over the age of 21. Not to worry though, this isn€™t a place to come and show off your sack, the testicles on show here used to belong to USDA approved bulls and are deep fried and served up on a plate. This delicacy, also known as Rocky Mountain Oysters, involves peeling back the testicle membrane, marinating them in beer, breading them four times over and then frying the suckers. Add a bit of Testy Festy Hot Sauce (available in the gift shop) and you€™re good to go. Over 15,000 fans show up every year, consuming over two and a half tonnes of bull€™s balls between them. If this isn€™t your bag, then there are plenty of none-testicle related contests to keep you occupied, including the Undie 500, Itty Bitty Titty and Mr. Fun Buns. Quite honestly, you€™d be nuts to miss it.
 
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