11. That Time They All Got Tangled In Your Tights Drawer And It Made You So Mad
There is nothing worse than a big ball of tights. Put three pairs in the washing machine and you can guarantee they're all going to come out in one long knotted plait. Fold them up nicely in your drawer and discover them to be one giant tights nest next time you go in there. You don't know who the secret tights-meddler is that keeps coming into your room when you're not there, but they're sure as hell making your life really difficult. And if you're getting ready for a date but you're running late? Inevitably it's going to take you at least half an hour to extract one pair of tights from the depths of tights hell, and at least another half an hour to go through all the pairs one by one to make sure you put on some which don't have holes in.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
