11 Times Tights Were Your Worst Enemy

10. That Time You Went To An Interview And They Laddered All Up The Back

Because of course you looked perfect when you left the house, and of course some mysterious snag appeared when you were half way to the interview, and OF COURSE there was a foot long ladder running right up the front of your shin by the time you arrived for what might be the first day of your brand new life. So what do you do? You can wear them and make an excuse ("oh, a wild raccoon just came out of no where and clawed up all my tights, sorry about that") or you can take them off, pray you remembered to de-hair this morning, and brazenly turn up to an interview with bare legs like it's obviously the done thing these days.
 
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).