12 Haunting Slash Fictions That Will Ruin Your Childhood

8. Elmer Fudd Is Hunting Wabbits... But Finds Wove

Who didn't enjoy bumbling Elmer Fudd and his Ahab-esque crusade to put an end to that stupid trickster of a rabbit? It's basically the children's version of "Moby Dick." Think about it: all Elmer wants is to partake in some hunting, the greatest American pastime that doesn't involve baseballs, couches, or alcohol. And obviously, Bugs Bunny was the demonic product of some sort of satanic ritual, what with his ability to talk and bend the laws of physics at a moment's whim. Who wouldn't want to put him in his place? With "Hunter and Prey," Sigrina shows us the final ace up Bugs' proverbial sleeve. When finally cornered and facing down the barrel of Elmer Fudd's rifle, the physics-defying rabbit goes for broke and turns to the noble art of seduction. In a matter of seconds, Bugs Bunny goes from a cartoon characters to full-on Lady Macbeth, manipulating the weak libido of Elmer Fudd into sparing Bugs' life and taking him prisoner instead. It's the greatest love story ever told, right? Two lost souls preying upon the other, only to abandon their needless pursuits of vengeance when they realize that the only thing keeping them apart was some silly federal law about bestiality.