12 Haunting Slash Fictions That Will Ruin Your Childhood

7. Luke And Leia Use The Force

We've already had one Star Wars themed entry on this list, but it seems that Lucas' creation is ripe for the occasional injection of sexual mayhem. In the long and storied history of Lies by Omission, nothing quite takes the cake like "Leia is your sister." You'd think, in a galaxy that is apparently inhabited by only a handful of actual human women, Obi-Wan or even Yoda would have taken the time to point out to Luke that somewhere out there he had a really, really hot twin sister and that he should definitely not make out with her. Go back and rewatch Return Of The Jedi: every time someone learns about the connection between Luke and his Cinnabon-haired sister, you see their eyes glaze over and you can practically see the gears turning in their head. Yep, Luke and Leia kissed. And they're (gasp) TWINS! Even Palpatine would be disgusted, and he's pretty much a walking herpes wart. But disaster avoided, right? It's not like they actually boned or anything. Oh, but wait, you just remembered: the Internet exists. "Ballbuster" takes every fanboy's worst nightmare and turns it into a surprisingly well-written reality. Take the most awkward moment of your favorite childhood trilogy and multiple it times a thousand. Oh, and add in a strap-on you-known-what. You've been warned.