10. The Importance Of Hygiene

Children will be the first people to point out what that weird smell is and when they figure out that's it you, they'll probably ask "why do you smell really bad?" This is something that adults avoid saying to each other as it's a very delicate subject, so to all of you out there that have a hygiene problem, address it now. Also, the toilet is where pee goes - it is a device literally designed to hold your pee so why are you getting it everywhere but inside the pan? The floor is not an appropriate place to urinate over and even children know not to do that.