12 People On The Morning Commute That Everyone Hates
Think late trains are the worst thing about the Underground? Think again.
There's only one thing worse than actually going to work; and that's the journey there. Crammed into a sweaty train with a bunch of strangers that plainly have no regard for the rules: they're rude, inconsiderate, noisy - and what's worse, they're all within a foot of your personal space and comfort. But what rules are these, you probably just asked your phone? The unwritten commuting laws, of course - the inborn manifesto of morals and etiquette everyone travelling on public transport should just, know. But - sigh - they don't. Everyday we must battle our inner rage, quietly dealing with morons and ignorant travellers fighting to get the work. The scabby, fevered specimens of the Rat Race. It's hot; oxygen is scarce; people are red-faced, bothered, and way too close to one another. Which is why it's important to NOT be a godforsaken mixer in the already unhealthy cocktail of city commuters. Grit your teeth as we expose the commuters that turn even the most normally placid of folk into Incredible Hulks. If you do come across any of these types; it's important to relax, take a deep breath, and imagine round-housing each one in their annoying heads. Enjoy.