12 Problems Only Haruki Murakami Fans Will Understand
1. Convincing Other People To Read His Books
So what's the novel about, exactly?
Well, it's tough to explain. Basically there's this guy and he's making spaghetti and then he gets a dirty telephone call from someone. And then his cat goes missing, and when he goes to find it he meets a teenage girl, and they hang out for a while, and then he continues on his search. I see. But yeah, it's really good, you should totally read The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle. Or there's always Kafka On The Shore. What happens in it? There's this old man who can talk to cats, and Johnnie Walker kills them. Johnnie Walker the whiskey guy? Yeah. Oh, and Colonel Sanders is in it, too. "Umm..." Enough said.