4. Biting The Inside Of Your Own Face Instead Of Your Food
Again, you're an adult but that doesn't mean that you haven't bitten your tongue or the inside of your mouth at some point when you thought it was safe, you thought it was food. The instant regret, the pain and the devastation that the food in your mouth has now been rendered tasteless because of the blood that is taking over. You'll probably also start drooling after this point just to add to the attraction and you'll wonder why you're single.
