12 Things You Do In Secret But Don't Talk About Doing

6. Enjoy Bodily Functions

Everyone goes to the toilet and everyone sneezes, burps and farts, but there aren't many people who will admit to actually enjoying these bodily functions when they happen, or at least not to other people. So when you're alone you probably have a peek in the toilet before you flush, happily bask in your own aromas and will just enjoy yourself. It isn't until you start dating someone that you realise how much you actually do these things so prepare yourself for a sore stomach for at least six months.