12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

12. I'm Here, And Now I've Got To Commit

While it's all very well deciding to be a blow job hero and indulge in the selfless act which takes no exertion on his part and 100 per cent exertion on yours, once you've moved down his body in a manner similar to a snake which has just had it's head cut off, it's time to realise that you're in this for the long run. So: his pants are off, you've kissed his stomach quite a lot, and now it's time to get the bloody thing in your mouth and get this show on the road. You've put off the inevitable, and all it's all your fault, and even though you want to do this (hopefully) incredibly nice thing to the man you love, somewhere down the line you'll wish you'd just jumped on top and saved yourself 15 minutes of head giving.