12 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Goes Down On A Guy

11. What Should I Do About His Balls?

Ok, so you're doing it, and you're pretty sure you're doing a good job. He hasn't pushed you off or sworn or asked you to stop. It's all going as expected. But you can't ignore the fact that his testicles are right underneath your chin, and it's getting harder and harder to pretend they're just a trampoline for your face and not something else that you could be paying some sexual attention too. You run a finger around them, and he shivers. Oh god, did that hurt him? You know guys say getting hit in the balls is a pain equivalent to a woman pushing out a baby (men; we don't believe you, and we never will) but is one little tickle enough to send him into the foetus position, crying like a baby? You try it again; he's still not stopping you. Great, now you've got to focus on both moving your head up and down like an enthusiastic ostrich while also running your fingers around the right way without screwing up.