11. "No Capes!"

What do you call a couple of kids who thought they were the right material for an awesome pair of superhero twins who deploy themselves into battle via a swing set? "A terrible idea" is what we're going for. It's just like Edna Mode said in The Incredibles: "No capes!" Obviously the lamest member of this crime fightin' duo missed that particular Pixar movie. Parents, we blame you.
10. I'm No Superman

For about a second, this guy probably thought he was the coolest guy on the beach. And then, as he pulls a "Superman" pose in what he presumably believed would be the defining moment of his life, the poor chap falls face first into the drink, taking with him not only his dignity, but the promise that he will never, ever attempt to do anything remotely "superhero" ever again. We really hope.
9. "By The Hammer Of Thor!"

Even the professionals can't get it right all the time, as made clear by this little clip of Thor himself, Chris the mighty Hemsworth, bouncing his hammer around like some sort of second-rate juggler from Norway they got got in "for a laugh." The most hilarious thing about this visual, of course, is in just how absurd it makes the idea of acting in a superhero movie look. Two grown men in costumes, pretending to fight invisible enemies. And with a hammer that weighs almost nothing. What a couple of losers, right? Rich, talented, handsome, successful, totally beloved losers...