12. Microsoft Word Telling You You've Spelt Your Name Wrong
Granted it doesn't take much out of your day to simply click 'add to dictionary,' but repeating this process on every computer you ever use for the rest of your life and/or existence of Microsoft Word Processor? Nobody's got time for that. Quite frankly, those among us with a slightly obscure name have a harder time of it anyway. We always have to spell it out for people writing it into contracts or bills or even just making a table reservation. We let it slide - human error and all that. But to tell you the truth, it's downright offensive when a machine designed to process words cannot get it right.
11. Tangled Headphones
How headphones can go into a pocket untwisted and come out with more knots than Alex Jones after that Piers Morgan interview will remain a mystery of the universe. The rule applies for nothing else. Your mobile phone doesn't go into your pocket and dissemble itself; stick a fiver in there and it won't come out as an origami dog. How then, do headphones manage to get themselves in such a tangle?