13 People You're Guaranteed To Meet Working In A Call Centre
9. The Geordie Shore Cast Member
A perma-tan and perma-hangover. They work for the weekend (and their nights out Monday-Thursday), its nice for you to see what a Top Shop mannequin would do were they to come to life, thought with only a slightly better vocabulary than your average Top Shop mannequin. You smell them coming in from a mile off and hear them coming from even further, a fry-up to cure their hangover first break time, then a half hour talk about their diet and healthy eating on their next. Lets not judge them too harshly, they arent bad people and they arent bad at their job, they do have other interests too, gym anyone? They can grow tedious and tiresome and their role as a socialite means they often end up in charge of works fun activities, so expect gaudy decorations at Christmas, drinking games without the drink and awful choices in bars for your works night out, but hey, its two for one on cocktails before 10pm.
Stand-up comedian, writer, sarcastic scoundrel and a bit of a scallywag. Lover of many geeky pursuits and owner of extensively eclectic tastes in music, film and literature.
