9. Their First Line To You Is Beyond Erotic
A simple greeting is not the way forward for some people on Tinder. Instead, they disregard all manners typically involved in social conduct and etiquette and they go in for the kill. Literally. There is no situation where mentioning your genitals in an opening sentence is the right thing to do. Never. Some of these lines are so crude that it'll kill any interest that you have in the other person and you're amazed at how normal you are in comparison. Which at least is a roundabout positive.