1. Remember To Filter
While it's always good to be yourself on first dates maybe it's best not to reveal how many children you want and what their names are going to be; apparently this can freak people out. Just talk about the casual things at first and leave the heavy - and the unhinged - stuff to when you're actually heavily pregnant and in a committed relationship together. And they're trapped forever. But lets face it, if neither of these are up your street you could join in the latest craze of purchasing a chocolate anus. Or if youre really adventurous, get a cast of your own anus and give that special someone your amazing gift. Because if they don't respond to that, you probably don't want to be with them anyway.