9. Someone Will Think For You For 30 Minutes
Switch off your brain and let someone else take over your mind for half an hour. You write to this service provider, say what youve been thinking about lately and let them take over your mind and think about it for you. What a weight off your shoulders. However there are some odd terms and conditions as the answer is apparently dependent on planetary alignment and sunspots activity. Well here was us thinking those who offer to take over the minds of others werent completely insane.