14 Problems With Having A Permanent Bitch Face

To be honest, there are a lot of positives of having a resting bitchface that people just don't seem to realise; you're going to be less prone to laugh line wrinkles so will look infinitely better than those weirdos who laugh at nothing when you're old and you usually get your own space on public transportation. Plus there's the bonus of never looking emotionally unstable person as you refuse to show any signs of sadness or happiness on your forever grumpy face. Incredibly, there are some who simply don't get you and even more who will actively walk on the other side of the street when they see you coming, which probably makes you feel all cool and dangerous on a good day. And like some sort of social cripple on bad ones. Chances are, fights have broken out and snarky comments have been made about your face, but you're so zen that they just pass over your pretty little head without a second thought. Even if it looks like you're on the verge of some sort of massive violent outburst. And those aren't the only problems you face when your face is more like Kristen Stewart than Mr Happy...

14. The "Why Can't You Ever Smile?" Loop

You're on a night out or with some friends and you're having a good time and then all of a sudden, there is comes 'why can't you just smile?' Just because you're not smiling does not mean that you're not happy. But now you're not happy because people want you to smile all that time and that's just not going to happen any time soon. Let's face it, if everyone walked across with a smile bigger than the Cheshire Cat's on their faces, you would think that they were completely mental and walk as far away from them as possible.