7. You May NOT Sell Human Corpses For Money Without A License (Delaware)
Pass your theory and your practical, attain your human corpse selling license and you're good to go in Delaware, no questions asked. Just make sure you're not walking around flogging dead bodies without a license, or you're going to get yourself in a spot of bother with the authorities. It's interesting to think just how many professionals there are selling dead bodies in Delaware that it warranted the creation of a dead-selling license. Truly remarkable stuff. In any case, is the selling of still writhing bodies legal? How about those in a coma? What a fantastically creepy law. Surely only scientists and cannibals need dead bodies to the extent that they want to regularly buy them? And what child of this Earth (or Delaware, more specifically) grows up with aspirations not to be a car-dealer, or a doctor, but a dealer of corpses?
