5. Pole Dancing Doll
If people complain that baby dolls for little girls encourages sexist stereotypes and reinforces the idea that girls should aim to grow up and be housewives and mummies, they are going to explode when they see the pole dancing doll. This feminist nightmare comes with attachable pole, is interesting, goes up and down and round and round as you enjoy its mechanical gyrating. I presume the supplied music is not going to be to everybodys taste so feel free to add your own sexy soundtrack and throw money at the doll if she gets her freak on to your satisfaction. Some have claimed that the doll might be a fake but there is a video on YouTube of a fully working version. Far from being the sex toy as promised by the box, the doll goes round and round to what can be best described as an annoying ring tone.