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12. Putting On Trousers: The Fancy Way

One leg at a time? Far too boring. It's a much better plan to drop from four or five meters into one's trousers, completely disregarding the concrete floor and its potential effects on the human anatomy. It'd be a neat trick if it weren't such a horrible idea. See, this little thing called gravity is going to mix with a handy phenomenon called inertia and pull you straight past your trousers and directly into the very hard surface of the floor, resulting in some highly unpleasant injuries. Oh, and you'll most definitely still be pantless. No one's aim is that good.

11. Just Had To Be A Tough Guy

Okay, honestly: what did he expect? The human spine is a remarkable creation, but it is designed to hold up one's head, protect the spinal cord, and other bodily functions; NOT to support a refrigerator for however long it takes to run across Britain. Did Mr. Phoenix-Morrison- who is aptly known as Tony the Fridge- really think he could pull off this stunt without much more than a sore muscle? It might make for a unique and exciting anecdote, but it also shows that even the most remarkable of folks can make some highly questionable decisions.

10. Mattress Removal 101

These guys *really* don't have a handle on how physics works, do they? Sure, they might be able to lift a mattress up off the ground, but has the thought not occurred that catching a mattress from a fairly decent height might be at least a slight different experience? The guys who are about to drop it off the upper floor are having a hard enough time controlling it, so imagine what it'd be like to try and stop the thing's free-fall! Who knows. Maybe they want to be crushed by a mattress. Maybe it's the new planking.