15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

7. Will I Be Able To Come In Your Hobbit Hole?

Who Would Use It: Gandalf How cheeky. Boys: make sure that you're implying that you're well endowed and the girl you're hitting on isn't well, you know, bigger than average down there. And emphasise that if you're coming anywhere, you'll both be protected with the best armour that the vending machines that the toilets have to offer.
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