8. I'm Going To Have You Like I Have My Meals... Seven Times A Day
Who Would Use It: Samwise Gamgee It's nice to tell someone that you think they're so attractive that you could definitely do seven rounds of sexy time with them per day, but on a full stomach? It might be difficult but you're willing to give it a go. They should be flattered with this one and then you can get together afterwards for some second breakfast and some potatoes. Or just have them for second breakfast, whatever.
