15. I Hope You're The One Ring, Because I'm Going To Destroy You Later
Who Would Use It: Isildur Even Lord Elrond is shocked with this one... This is the type of chat up line for people who are wanting one night of intense, fiery passion and 60% of the time it works everytime, but if it doesn't, you can just claim that it was an ice breaker. A very sexual, forward and playing all of your cards at once icebreaker. You can always take solace in the fact that these people will be players but they'll probably be shocked themselves if it ever worked as not many people would like the idea of going to a stranger's house 'to be destroyed.' But, each to their own. It would be funnier if the person you're saying it to is totally up for it but ends up being a huge Tolkien nerd and just wants to spend the night acting out scenes with you.
