15 Precious Lord Of The Rings Chat Up Lines

14. Baby, I'll Make You Scream Like The Nazgul

Who Would Use It: Sauron The Nazgul scream because they are frustrated, angry and want to retrieve what they believe is rightfully theirs - essentially, these are all of the perfect ingredients for some epically amazing sexy time. Of course, this one is all about the delivery because you need to infer that the screaming is a good thing... Maybe deliver it with a cheeky smile and a wink instead of a monotonous and serious voice; because the person who you say it to will most likely pull out their Sting and point it at you if you say it like a serial killer.
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