6. People Who Ask You To Move Down Inside The Train
We hear it every day when we use the tube; please move down inside the carriage. Its almost always the station announcer saying it, and we do our best to follow the advice. Usually we dont have much choice as were compressed deeper and deeper into the train by the throng of other commuters. However, every now and then, a passenger decides to pipe up and confidently utter the immortal words themselves; can you please move down inside the carriage? We dont know who these people think they are but they are obviously either insane or some kind of undercover TFL workers. No passenger should make demands like that on the London Underground. Were not even supposed to talk to one another. Its like an actor breaking the fourth wall. It just should not happen.
Created in a petri dish in an underground lab, I was originally designed by scientists to carry out high-profile assassinations for the CIA. Unfortunately, something went wrong and my only skill was writing list-based articles. So now I do that instead.
