Do you have more parking tickets than bills in your purse? Are bagels and stuffed pizza your food of choice? Can you find your way around Manhattan with your eyes closed? Then you must be a resident New Yorker. People picture your city as all bright lights and yellow cabs, heat rising up from the pavement. They have seen the New York they know as the one every film director likes to put up on the screen, from disaster movies to romantic walks in the park; everyone has seen the Big Apple at the best of times and at the worst of times. Like any other city in the world there are unwritten rules of conduct, just to keep everything balanced and in order. This needs put in writing and handed out to tourists, especially those who like to stop still right in the middle of the pavement to take yet another picture of the Times Square skyline whilst there are 1000 people queuing behind them trying to get to work. Its the one place in the world that can bring out the best and the worst in people, heres the main things that every New Yorker can relate to and finally get to release the rage and scream all about it