15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

7. I'm Not Crying, I've Got Something In My Eye

Another classic excuse for being caught at one of your less glamorous moments in life. Those tears aren't brought on by any show of emotion, no, that would be absurd. Those are tears of pain, caused by that big manly shard of rock that is obviously wedged in your eye. Obviously. Everyone knows at least one person who still wells up over Bambi or The Lion King. Its painfully obvious that it doesn't take much to pull at their heartstrings, yet they boldly refuse to admit their own emotions. They're in denial and any good friend would help them come to terms with those feelings - if only for their own amusement. Calling bull on this is always fun, in a sadistic finger-pointing way. It may not save the day, but it certainly makes the day a bit brighter.