15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

8. No Make-Up, No Photoshop Selfies

There's attention seeking and then there's compliment fishing. Teenage girls are the main culprits of this BS compliment-fishing crime. It's a simple crime to commit. Step one: Take a relatively good picture of yourself. Step two: Attach caption to said image along the lines of 'look gross today'. Step three: Plaster those pictures in the most visible places possible (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc.). Step four: Sit back and wait for the compliments to roll in. People who do this shouldn't be allowed access to social media. Self-obsession and vanity is a beast that should not be fed. Karl's Bullsh*t-0-meter would be going haywire every time one of these pictures were put online, so I'm calling BS on this, and I hope you agree.