15 Real-World Scenarios Where Bullsh*t Man Could Save The Day

3. That Didn't Count. I Was Drunk

Believe it or not, being drunk doesn't give you the option of pretending that the night before never happened. If you get up to mischief, brace yourself for the consequences. You can't run away. Well, you can, just don't expect to get away with it. People who say this are fooling themselves. You're better off cutting the crap and coming clean. The photo-evidence will probably end up on Facebook in no time anyway. A lot of weird stuff happens when you're drunk, but you might as well embrace it rather than trying to cover your tracks. If you've done something dodgy then you should own up early before the situation snowballs. Honesty is the best policy, maybe it's time we learn to accept our mistakes. Nobody likes a bullsh*tter, least of all Bullsh*t Man.