15 Seriously WTF Items You Didn't Know You Could Buy On Amazon

6. An Actual Tank

If you've ever spent days upon days browsing Compare-The-Market for tanks, you'll be pleased to know they're available to order on Amazon. The epically named "Badonkadonk" holds an army of five and is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. The most hilarious customer feedback of The Donk comes from "V. Zhirinovsky", who gave it one star and this review:

"I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians."