15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat
7. Theyd Rather Play With A Bag Than The Present
Before Margaret Scratcher can go downstairs though, disdain at your playful antics hanging in the air, you remember the gift you bought on your last shopping trip: the cat toy to end all cat toys. You saw it in the pet shop yesterday (the third pet shop youd been to because you had to get just the right cat biscuits for her). Its all feathers and bells and catnip - basically, it's cat heaven. Yes, it cost £25 but itll be worth it to see Scratchers eyes light up, so you run to the cupboard and Scratcher runs back in and her eyes light up as you pull the kitty heaven gift out of the bag. You smile lovingly as you see the same look in her eyes that you remember from when she was a kitten. The bag is placed on the bed as you crouch down and begin to prepare for a morning of play and laughter but...shes gone. Where is she? Has she... Oh, shes in the bag. Of course. Ignoring the catnip heaven you hold in your hand shed rather play in something you had no role in choosing, licking the inside of a crinkly sounding bag.
