15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat
8. You Can Only Play With Them As Long As They Want To Play
Finally, George Bernard Paw jumps off the bed and looks longingly up at you. You smile and foolishly believe that Paw smiles back, so you decide to run to the other room in childish glee ("Paw wants to play! Paw wants to play!") and get his favourite toy, the feathered bird on a stick. You run back, tripping over in excitement on the way and begin to play. Back and forth he runs, gay abandon coursing through the room. He jumps onto the bed trying to catch the bird. He leaps beautifully in the air trying to claw it. When he does get it he grabs it between his teeth and, er, tries to pull its head off. Then, at the height of this perfect enjoyment between cat and human, with you smiling like a little child... he walks off, looking over his shoulder with comical indifference as he does:
