15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat
6. Theyre Nice To Guests But Not To You
Youre showered and youve pressed reset on the day, from now on your relationship with Mew Reed will also start afresh. You know he loves you, he just has a few issues he has to deal with. All the time, forever. Then... a knock at the door. Someone loves you. You run down the stairs, gleefully opening the door, and they come in and you stand in the kitchen while the kettle boils. You talk about life, love and...then Mew Reed trots in:
"Dont mind Mew, hes a bit of a solitary cat. He doesnt really like people."
As if accepting this as a challenge, Mew, with a brief look of condescending pity to you, begins to rub himself against your guest who then promptly picks him up and they have a cuddle as both purr in contentment, as your heart explodes.
