15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat
4. The Random Punch
You sit silent and alone in your own house, apart from the contempt that hangs in the air from Pawdrey Hepburn, and ponder the emptiness in your life. Then Pawdrey walks across to you and jumps onto the couch next to you. Cats, you see, understand when a human is sad. They understand, all joking and playfulness aside, that sometimes they need to love and support their human. You look down at Pawdrey and she looks back at you. Love hangs in the air. And then she punches you in the face and runs off. But it was your fault - it really was. You shouldnt have looked her in the eyes.
