15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat
11. Moving Things When Youre Not Around
Before you shower, you decide to send a few work emails, you might as well after all, since the dream of writing that novel died along with that poor headless mouse. You go into the spare room to look for a couple of documents you placed carefully on a shelf only to find Cat Damon lying on a pile of paper on the floor. Not only that, the paper has been shredded to within an inch of its life, and is now entirely useless. Important contact information has been destroyed by random claw tears and that important document you needed? Chewed up and spat out with the disdain it deserves. Cat Damon just stares at you.
