15 Signs You're In An Abusive Relationship With Your Cat

9. Putting Their Bum In Your Face

You hold back the tears and decide to go back to bed: your dreams are broken, you€™re hungover, the couch is ruined and you€™ve lost your job. And Ferris Mewler hates you for all of it. You lie there, wondering what could happen next and then, joy of joys, Ferris jumps onto the bed to be with you. If nothing else, a little cat and owner time will help the hangover disappear. You stroke him lovingly (on the head) for a couple of seconds before he turns around and puts his butt an inch from your very much unappreciative face. You resist the urge to vomit again and let Ferris sit there because if a cat shows you their butt, it means they feel safe around you, or so you keep telling yourself. Brilliant: this is the one time you wish Ferris Mewler didn€™t feel safe, and now you have to sit in bed for five minutes, unable to see anything other the inside of your cat.