15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014

4. Phone Cord

Another thing people are seemingly constantly misplacing are their phone charges. Who can blame them? Placing a bunch of cables in a drawer €“ seemingly inanimate objects €“ will see them getting tied into all sorts of knots beyond even the most studios Scout's abilities. Who's to say they don't sliver away whenever they're out of sight, like a far less magical Toy Story which still has a lot to say about mortality and growing up? And once again, the solution to this contemporary conundrum has been looking us all in the face the whole time. So long as you sit in a very strange sort of doubled-over yoga pose, possibly utilising a mirror, to stare at your anus. That is where somebody plugged a phone cord. Did it work? Who knows?