15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014
2. Ice Pick
Does anybody really know what ice picks are for? Picking ice? What even is that? Much more likely that it's being used as a murder weapon, like in Basic Instinct. That's a sexy film. You know what isn't sexy? Basic Instinct 2. Oh and putting something as sharp and deadly as an ice pick in your bum. An item frequently used as a murder weapon. Yikes. Presumably whoever decided it'd be a neato, tip-top, totally safe idea to put send ice pick up their back passage didn't die from the experience, since the records are medical, not from the morgue. Maybe post-mortems can be found on a different anonymous federal database. Regardless, what the hell is wrong with you, whoever you are, and how can we help?
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