15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014
13. Christmas Bell
Some anal adventures are hardy perennials. Others are more seasonal specials, as is the case with the mysterious Christmas bell one doctor was tasked with removing from one poor unfortunate's rear end. What exactly is a Christmas bell? A plastic bell? A real one? Was tinsel involved? Would that have made the initial insertion more difficult, or otherwise tickly? Of course, there's always the possibility that whoever this brave pioneer was had shown exactly what they thought of the holiday season after the fact, perhaps taking a novel approach to removing their decorations come the first week of January. Or else they provided some novel entertainment with the family's Christmas dinner centrepiece...
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