15 Strangest Things Found In People's Butts In 2014
14. A Toothbrush Holder
Don't you wish there was some easier way of keeping your toothbrushes within reach? Sure, you can have a little caddy thing on top of your sink or whatever, but that limits the places you can brush your teeth. And what about when you're travelling? Where are you going to put it then? A simple solution: treat your sphincter as if it were a kangaroo's pouch. Keep everything important up there! Although, you could probably just cut out the middle man and put a toothbrush up there, not the holder is well. Your butt is the holder now. That is the choice you have made. Live with it.
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